starllex:

this is my favorite post of all time

(Source: carlsagan)

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stephen-fry-me:

It’s hardly surprising I annoy some people. I annoy myself. But new depths were plunged today by some shiny faced, arse-witted creep called Tim Walker who published a nasty little piece in the Telegraph today implying that I don’t write or compose my own tweets. As you will probably know, I don’t…

Brilliant, eloquent, intelligent.

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Pissy tasting Budweiser is a thing of the past.

Pissy tasting Budweiser is a thing of the past.

Trying out a few things. Can use that negative option for better things. Don’t understand why it’s sideways though.

Trying out a few things. Can use that negative option for better things. Don’t understand why it’s sideways though.